Fang?

 

Remember how Fang "Went to the Supermarket"? Well, he hasn't come back for 2 WHOLE DAYS. I've been stuck eating nothing but grass which is really gross, and doing nothing except staring at this creepy koala thing! Where are you Fang! ):(

 

 

I have decided that enough is enough. If he went anywhere, it wouldn't have been the supermarket. He would have gone to his favourite girly cafe'/teacup store/pottery place

 

It's not a bad sort of a place. Lots of nice people, cool things to eat (I got in sooo much trouble for nearly eating that table...).

 

 

Well, until you meet the manager. A sort of, umm, uptight, hard to get along with kinda guy. His owl assistance Ellice is really nice though.

Here was our conversation...

 

Manager: "Can I help you?"

Me: "Yes, I'm looking for Fang the tiger that always comes here. Have you seen him?"

"Oh. You're that oversized companion that hangs around him. Kind of like flies of poop I suppose. No, I haven't seen him."

'Wait, who is the poop in that illustration?'

"Very funny. I am actually quite fit for a rhino. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Quite certain. Now, if you're not going to buy anything, GET OUT. Ellice! Escort this tubby to the door please!

Ellice: "Right away, sir!"

 

"Come on, let's get you out of here."

 

"Few, we're out of ear shot. I'm really sorry about that. And I'm sorry that the Manager lied, too."

"He did?"

"Yes. Mr Fang was in here a day or so ago, and he bought a pink teacup and hurried off somewhere."

"Oh. Okay, well, thanks for telling me I suppose. Bye Ellice."

 

I cannot believe it! Running off is so not Fang's style, but buying a pink teacup is, so it must have been him. Where did he go in such a hurry? Am I going to be stuck at home alone forever?

Argh Chores

Hi guys. Fang went down to the store to get something *cough pink teacups cough* and left me to do chores :(

 

 

 

So yeah, he made me do chores all day, because "If you're going to live in my house, you have to pull your weight", and "When I was your age..."

 

Mopping the entire house

 

Raking all the leaves

 

Restocking the bird feeder. I needed a table to reach it.

 

Watering all of his girly gardens.

 

Pruning his tree (I just nibbled at the leaves), and I needed a table and a pizza box to reach it.

 

Also, he specifically told me I COULD NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES eat the fresh caramel apples :(

 

While I was cleaning the bookshelf, however, I found a hole in the wall that looked like it had been there for a really long time. Something really shiny was stashed in there.

 

It looks so cute, don't you think!

 

I feel like it's important somehow...



To have a place

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTE: For future reference, only speech is put into the actual comic picture, because of AJ's restricted chat. Thoughts are put in writing. Thanks!

Hi there!

Hello everybody! My name is Rain, and I'm a rhino! Well, a rhino plushie, actually. Anyway, this is a blog about the stuff that happens to me everyday. So it's more of a journal. Yeah! Let's call it that.

 

 

Be prepared for drama, twists and turns, new plots, and shocking secrets! As soon as I can think of them...

 

Bye for now!