Fang?

 

Remember how Fang "Went to the Supermarket"? Well, he hasn't come back for 2 WHOLE DAYS. I've been stuck eating nothing but grass which is really gross, and doing nothing except staring at this creepy koala thing! Where are you Fang! ):(

 

 

I have decided that enough is enough. If he went anywhere, it wouldn't have been the supermarket. He would have gone to his favourite girly cafe'/teacup store/pottery place

 

It's not a bad sort of a place. Lots of nice people, cool things to eat (I got in sooo much trouble for nearly eating that table...).

 

 

Well, until you meet the manager. A sort of, umm, uptight, hard to get along with kinda guy. His owl assistance Ellice is really nice though.

Here was our conversation...

 

Manager: "Can I help you?"

Me: "Yes, I'm looking for Fang the tiger that always comes here. Have you seen him?"

"Oh. You're that oversized companion that hangs around him. Kind of like flies of poop I suppose. No, I haven't seen him."

'Wait, who is the poop in that illustration?'

"Very funny. I am actually quite fit for a rhino. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Quite certain. Now, if you're not going to buy anything, GET OUT. Ellice! Escort this tubby to the door please!

Ellice: "Right away, sir!"

 

"Come on, let's get you out of here."

 

"Few, we're out of ear shot. I'm really sorry about that. And I'm sorry that the Manager lied, too."

"He did?"

"Yes. Mr Fang was in here a day or so ago, and he bought a pink teacup and hurried off somewhere."

"Oh. Okay, well, thanks for telling me I suppose. Bye Ellice."

 

I cannot believe it! Running off is so not Fang's style, but buying a pink teacup is, so it must have been him. Where did he go in such a hurry? Am I going to be stuck at home alone forever?